birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

secular-space-witch:

breadbench:

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

seshrat:

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

thank you for your sacrifice

pillgirls:

you know whats great about little kids? its so easy to make their day. they ask me what my dogs name is and i say pikachu and they go

latenights:

I love people who teach me something new. Expand my mind. Talk to me about the universe. Share your dreams with me. Take me on a mental trip.

directium:

*Hairless cat voice* oooooh im a wrinkley naked bitch

brifran:

I’m worth so much more than the ways I’ve been treated